Crazy Crush No.10
Chris Jericho
Crush Status: Not as strong as when it began, but still there
Crush Began: December 2002
Occupation: Pro Wrestler
Age: Not sure...late 20's?
Okay, I'll level with you. Chris Jericho isn't really the sort of person I usually fall for, but I have and I'll tell you why.
Chris Jericho (or Chris Irvine which is his real name) is a wrestler on RAW, and a very good one at that. I've always enjoyed watching him perform his high flying moves, and listen to his self "ego kissing" speeches. I won't deny that, but what I find quite strange about Chris, is that he is quite different to the other crushes.
I was first attracted to Chris Jericho for his looks. Lust if you will. I thought he was completely gorgeous! But only recently last December I noticed that, since I was fully immersed with Future Trunks before that time. You see, that's about the time my obsession with Trunks was at it's peak, before December. I was also seeing less of Jeff Hardy at the time, so I started to notice the handsome wrestler from Canada more and more. You see, Chris is quite egotistical and self-absorbed. Most of my crushes are somewhat modest.
Sorry, this is quite hard to explain why I feel it's strange for me to be attracted to someone like him. Chris on the other hand is honest and speaks his mind. I respect that. He feels strongly about people being able to express their opinions freely and he is also more of an optimist like me. We both hate pessimistic people who bring everyone including themselves down, and people that think nothing is ever good enough for them. I usually don't fall for guys with big egos, but with him it's different for some reason. I actually find it quite entertaining! His charisma probably makes up for it. :D He calls himself many things. Like "Y2J (like Y2K) The Millennium Man", and the self proclaimed "King Of The World". He is also the lead singer of rock band Fozzy, and is a "HUGE Rock star". When he comes out, the crowd boo's. They like to egg him on. He replies by calling them all "ass clowns" and "Jack off's", and calls his fans Jerichoholics. I must admit, I am a Jerichoholic :D. Also when he offers some of the female wrestlers a dosage of "Vitamin C" it is quite amusing to see them turn him down in every advance. I also must say that if I were about his age, I wouldn't mind to have a dose "Vitamin C" myself Lol! But one thing I find quite hilarious in my on weird way, is the fact that I can get past his beard! It looks ridiculous! It's like a goatee...a long goatee. He also sometimes ties it like a pony tail like his hair! Lol! It's so funny!
Oh, oh! I just remembered a show in particular. In that episode, Chris and his Tag team partner, Christian, the Tag Team Champs, were going to have a shower after the heated match up and Bubba and D-Von Dudley snuck into their locker room and stole their bags! Whahaha! It was so funny! The Champs come out only in their towels to discover their bags are gone! they go around backstage looking for some clothes and I remember Christian worrying about "shrinkage"! Lol! Well, they go into 3 minute warning's locker room and start looking through their clothes and 3 minute warning appear behind them, and the champs back away. Then they find out The Dudley's have their bags out in the ring and they've started throwing their clothes into the crowd! Man I wish I was there! I could have brought home some of Chris' clothing! Well, The Champs come out only in their towels and they watch in horror as their clothes are being thrown into the audience! The Dudleys say to them, they have to come to them to get their bags back. Oh! And when Bubba was rummaging through one of Chris' bag he finds a jar of ass cream (a.k.a hemorrhoid cream)! Jericho says "Hey that's my- er Christian's ass cream!" I was in friggin hysterics when he said that! It was so damn funny! And then came a once in a life time opportunity that the cameras completely ruined for me! Spike was coming up behind Jericho and Christian and pulled away there towels leaving them butt naked, but before I could catch a glimpse the cameras quickly zoomed out heaps and I was left speechless. They both hunched over to conceal their "manhood" (Thank god) and were scampering off stage! I was laughing so hard!
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Okay, well that's about it. So now you have some sort of idea about why I like Chris Jericho. The friggin hot Canadian wrestler who by the way has a really sexy voice (well that's what I think) and that big ego. I've also found myself thinking about him quite often...
*Breaks into a song* Morning, day or night, I tremble at your sight, It's impossible to fight. I've tried. Now you're in my head, and your mind I've read. I could recite the words you've said, now I can't stop thinking about you. Can't get you outta my mind. No I can't stop thinking about you. Thinking about you all the time...
I also should add that I've recently found out that he's a married man...DAMN! Lol! Well, I have to say, that wife of his has good taste and I hope they are happy together! :D I'm not the jealous home wreaker type :P ...well jealousy has known to kick in when it comes to my Ultimate Purple Haired Hunkster :D
Oh...you're still here...uh...okaaaaaay...*blushes* um, you can go now.