Just when you thought things were psychotic enough...

Welcome to a new phase of Documented Rambling! Just when you thought one was enough, I go out and make an extra one, by special request of-

 

Talking to yourself again? Hehehe

 

*Rolls eyes* Now I am.

 

Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness y’know…

 

Yeah yeah. And the second sign is talking back. I know.

 

So what were ya doing? Something without me? …Because I seriously hope not.

 

Nope. I need you for this. Hey guess what.

 

You’re mad and I’m not? Hehehe

 

No. Kris wants to be in a documented ramble.

 

But Nikki said you’re mad! Don’t lie!

 

She said we both were! Hey! Stop getting me off topic here! Didn’t you hear what I said before?

 

*Nods* Yup. You said we were both mad.

 

No! Before that! About Kris wanting to be in a documented ramble.

 

Oh! Hehehe…um…but…why??

 

*Shrugs* Beats me.

                       

What?! Someone’s beating us?! That’s not very nice!

 

No one’s beating us!

 

What about Zhuoran in English?

 

*Eye twitches* I said never to speak of that…

 

You did?? Oh…I probably wasn’t listening…

 

Do you EVER listen?!

 

*looks up* Huh? You say something?

 

*Raises her hands in the air in frustration* FINE! You talk and I won’t listen.

 

Pshh…I’m not falling for that.

 

What? I didn’t hear you. So I think you just fell for it. *smirks*

 

*raises an eyebrow* Um…well if you didn’t hear me, how did you know how to answer what I just said??

 

Um…uh…GOD DAMNIT!

 

Ha! You were still listening! MOOHOOWHAHAHA!!

 

No I wasn’t!

 

You’re listening again! Ahahaha!

 

I…no…I…er…SHUTUP!!

 

In your dreams!

 

*Smirks again* Maybe it is in my dreams right now.

 

*Grins* Well then it’s the wrong dream! *pokes her tongue out*

 

Damn you! *broods* Now I know how Demion feels…

 

Not my fault you’re dishing out cheesy comebacks. Demion’s deranged dumbness must be rubbing off on you…

 

That’s an insult!!

 

I know *grins*

 

…Well lets see how you like it being droned out now! …now how to do it…

 

Heh. I’d like to see you try.

 

*starts singing* If ya want my body, and you think I’m sexy…

 

*sweatdrop* I hate that song…

 

*Stops singing* Yeah me too…

 

Then why were you singing it?!

 

Oh I don’t know! MAYBE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!!

 

Pshh…no need to yell miss fancy pants

 

Fancy…pants? Oooh! You’re asking for it! It takes one to know one, you weirdo!

 

Well you’re a fancy pants weirdo!!

 

Fancy pants?! YOU’RE WEARING THE SAME FRICKEN PANTS AS I AM!! WHAT’S SO FANCY ABOUT BLACK PANTS?!

 

Maybe I’m not talking about THOSE pants!

 

WELL THE ONLY OTHER PANTS I’M WEARING ARE THESE DEEP RED UNDER…pants…oh crap, I said that out loud…

 

*Smacks her forehead* NICE GOING MEDINA! Now EVERYBODY knows what colour undies we have on!

 

WELL IF YOU DIDN’T CALL ME A FANCY PANTS WEIRDO, MAYBE THAT WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED!!

 

OH THAT’S GREAT! PUT THE BLAME ON ME WHY DON’T YA!!

 

 

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