Crazy Crush No.7

Future Trunks

*drool* He's a Super Saiyan!! *drool*

 

Crush Status: Psychotically obsessive

Crush Began: February 2001

Species: Half Saiyan/Half Human/Cartoon Character

Occupation: To Save The World

Age: 16 - 21

I'm a sucker for super heroes. But not just any super heroes. Nuh uh. I'm a sucker for the super heroes who became who they are by the loss of a loved one and they fight for revenge and their dead loved one's honor...like Future Trunks. I don't know why really, but I am. Maybe it's because my nurturing side wants to comfort them, and clean their wounds. Reassure them that there is someone here who loves them. 

DON'T LAUGH! That's it! Get out! You are now banned from The Dark Side if you laugh! This section is for me to express myself, NOT to entertain you!

< ahem >

Sorry. Paranoia, that's all. But If you WERE laughing...*glares at you* Remember the warning when you entered The Dark Side? I wasn't joking when I wrote that! Either respect that or get out! If you want to laugh at me, go to the friggin Bright Side! Jesus Christ! All I ask of you is to respect my wishes! Now is that so hard? Oh! Oh shit! Paranoia! It's that stupid paranoia again! Sorry bout that. But I'm serious! You don't want to get me pissed off. Trust me. You don't want to witness the full extent of my dark side! This, what you see here...Pshh, that's nothing! It can get much worse if I'm pushed too far. I've warned you. I am extremely sensitive about this subject, so be considerate enough to take me seriously! I have been hurt to often in my life and I'm sick of it! This is The Dark Side, and if you don't like it, "Get the "F" out!"

Sorry my Ultimate Purple Haired Hunkster. The love of my life. I mean no disrespect. 

*Bows before him in the deepest of respect*

Forgive me my god of all that is sagacity. I praise thee. I fear thee...I love thee. From the depths of my very soul. To the boundaries of my heart that is yours to do with whatever you see fit. I trust thee with my life, my mind, my body and soul. Future Trunks. The mighty lavender haired fighter from the future. With you I am complete. With you I am who I am. You are my strength. My weakness. Your essence is what I strive to claim. You are my air. My life force. 

...You are mine.

 

 

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