Interview 1: The Madness Starts Now
Medina: Hello everyone!
Welcome to the first edition of The Magnificent Medina’s Magnificent
Interviews! I would have loved to kick start this segment with Future
Trunks…but he’s somehow escaped…oh well…*grins evilly* we
have the next best thing! GUARDS!!!
*Two large men walk in carrying a kicking and screaming…Trunks*
*They push him down
roughly into his seat*
Medina: Thank you fellas!
You may go now. *Turns to Trunks and her eyes shimmer sadistically*
Hello GT…*Smirks*
GT: *glares at
Medina*
Medina: Well, don’t be
rude! Answer me!
GT: *Sighs* …Hello
Medina…
Medina: *smiles*
Now that’s more like it! Heh heh heh…I like your outfit. *grins*
GT: *Looks down at his
outfit in horror* GAAAH!!!! WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!
Medina: *Laughs* My
bodyguards did the honour. *Indicates to the guards standing behind her*
It gives you a futuristic look, don’t you agree??
GT: *Glares at her
angrily* THESE ARE FUTURE TRUNKS’ CLOTHES!!
Medina: Pshh…no they
aren’t. They are duplicates. Trust me, if they were the originals I would be
wearing them…*Hugs herself while she daydreams*
GT: *blinks*
…uhuh…
Medina: *snaps out of it*
Wha? You say something? *Looks down* GAAAAAAAH!!!!!
GT: *Jumps up*
Jesus Medina! What the HELL is wrong with you?!
Medina: *Starts sobbing*
they’re gone! THEY’RE GONE!!!
GT: *Stares at her
staggered* Uh…Medina? I-I’m sorry…I-I didn’t m-mean it…
Medina: *wails louder and
buries her face in her hands*
GT: *Extends a hand to
comfort her*
Guard 1: HOLD IT! *Blocks
GT’s hand with his*
GT: I-I was just…
*Guard 2 pulls GT back into
his seat and then walks back to his spot*
Guard 1: Where you about
to touch The Magnificent Medina?!
GT: I-I…
Guard 2: Silence!
You’ve upset our master!
Guard 1: *cracks knuckles*
you shall pay!
Medina: *through sobs*
I’M NOT WEARING HIS CLOTHES!!!
*The guards and GT
sweatdrop*
Guard 2: *whispers*
But master…I thought you knew that…
*Medina stops sobbing
abruptly and sits up*
*Guard 2 jumps back in
surprise*
Medina: ...*looks
thoughtful* By golly, you’re right…
*Guard 2 sighs in relief*
Medina: *suddenly
jumps up and grabs him by the collar* THEN WHY THE HELL AREN’T I
WEARING THEM?!
Guard 2: *gulps*
Uh…uh…
Medina: *says
through gritted teeth* WELL?!
*Guard 1 slowly slinks away*
GT: *slowly walks to
Medina nervously* Uh…uh…because…oh! Oh!! In order to
preserve his smell, so uh…you can smell them when he’s away! Uh, yeah!
*Medina looks up blankly
and slowly loosens her grip on the guard as he falls to the ground*
Medina: *raises her hand
to her mouth* Oh my god, you’re right…I was about to ruin all that
hard work in preserving his scent…*slowly sits back in her seat looking
blankly as if in a trance*
GT: Phew! *Wipes
the sweat from his forehead*
Medina: *sighs dreamily* …that
wonderful scent…a mixture of sweat and endless potential…
*GT blinks and he and the
guards slowly back away*
Medina: That strong
build…that perfect lavender hair…
*GT and the guards run
out*
*Medina snaps out of her
trance by the sound of a door slam*
Medina: Huh? Hey,
waaaaait a minute…wasn’t I interviewing someone?
*Medina hears GT’s faint
voice*
GT: Quick!! We don’t
have much time!!
Medina: *Grins evilly*
Heh heh heh…*slowly rises from her chair* *faces the audience*
Well, I guess that concludes my first interview! Goodnight! *Tents her fingers*
Now where did they go? MOOHOOWHAHAHA!!!!! *runs out the door*
Guard 1: THAT’S HER
FAMOUS EVIL LAUGHTER!!!!
Guard 2: WE’RE DONE
FOR!!!
Medina: Yooohooo! Boys!
Where are you going?? MOOHOOWHAHAHA!!!
Guard 2: Run!! RUN!!!!!!
Guard: Good Kami!! She
has the box!!!!
GT: OH DEAR GOD!! NOT THE
BOX!!! NOT THE BOX!!!!!
(C)TheMagnificentMedina2003