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Medina: Hello and welcome to the second edition to my Magnificent Interviews! Today’s special guest is the Prince of Darkness himself! Vegeta!

Vegeta: *Grunts*

Medina: Uh…yeeeaaah…the Prince of Darkness everyone!! *Claps*

Vegeta: *Looks at Medina out of the corner of his eye* so you the one they call Medina?

Medina: The MAGNIFICENT Medina! *grins*

Vegeta: Humph. You don't look all that powerful…

Medina: *blinks*…I’m not…

Vegeta: WHAT?! *gets up*

Medina: *to herself* Wow…he IS short…

Vegeta: *feeling self conscious, returns to his seat*

Medina: So you wanted to ask me something?

Vegeta: Yes. That is correct.

Medina: Okay, shoot. This is about your son I gather isn’t it?

Vegeta: Indeed it is. Where is the brat?!

Medina: …uh…I’ll bring him out soon…

Vegeta: NO!! Uh…I mean…no…it’s perfectly acceptable for him to say where he is at the present moment.

Medina: Uh…okay…so what is it you wanted to ask me?

Vegeta: I’ve come to offer you a proposition. You know my…son…

Medina: Uh yeah…I believe I do…I mean, he’s IS the one that’s trapped inside the box…out…back…with a…rubber…band…on…top…oooh shit…

Vegeta: *Looks at Medina surprised* MY SON IS IN A BOX?!

Medina: *Slowly slumps more and more into her seat* Uh…

Vegeta: YOU LOCKED A SAIYAN PRINCE IN A BOX?!?! *Rises from his seat*

Medina: I-I…

Vegeta: *Sits back down* That’s ingenious!

Medina: *blinks* …W-wha??

Vegeta: Do I really have to repeat myself to you woman?! I said it’s ingenious!

Medina: ……

Vegeta: The sheer forensics of it is flawless…

Medina: *blinks*…

Vegeta: You are more cunning than I thought…who knew that a cardboard box and a rubber band would be the only true substance that could withhold a Saiyan…

Medina: Uh…you’ve lost me…

Vegeta: *grumbles* I was complimenting you on your intellect! It’s a very rare occasion!

Medina: *puts her hand behind her head Goku style* Oh! Hehehe…uh…thanks!

Vegeta: *blinks* You fluked this didn’t you…

Medina: *giggles nervously* Uh…yeah…but that’s what happens when you play around with the Funky Cold Medina.

Vegeta: Fun…ky?

Medina: *giggles* It’s a song! Funky Cold Medina is actually a drink and in the song he’s like “You don’t play around with the Funky Cold Medina.”

Vegeta: *sweatdrops*……Who are you talking about? You mentioned a he…

Medina: *Giggles nervously* Oh, I meant the singer.

Vegeta: …WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU WOMAN!!

Medina: *tilts her head to the side* Veggie-chan…you seem stressed…

Vegeta: Stressed?! STRESSED?!

Medina: Yeah…

Vegeta: *his eye twitches and inhales deeply trying to calm down* Just be quiet for now. I need to ask you something.

Medina: Okay.

Vegeta: Be quiet!!

Medina: I AM!!!

Vegeta: *jaw jumps with irritation* Now…about my son…

Medina: Yeah…

Vegeta: WILL YOU BE QUIET?!?!

Medina: I AM!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: *grits his teeth* I know you are more talented than you let on…and I know you have feelings for my son. Am I right?

Medina: ….

Vegeta: WELL?!

Medina: You wanted me to be quiet AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO TALK?! MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! Jeez!

Vegeta: *sweatdrops* JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION!!

Medina: FINE!!! …uh…what was it again??

Vegeta: *eye twitches* Do you have feelings for my son?

Medina: …well, your FUTURE son…yeah I do…

Vegeta: But what about MY son? The one you have locked up in the back there! *points towards the door*

Medina: Well…no offence, but he’s sort of a dork…

Vegeta: *blinks* …

Medina: WELL HE IS!!

Vegeta: Well, I agree with you. Not in your words exactly, but I do think he’s a coward. That he definitely does not get from me! It’s from hanging around Kakarot’s brat! 

Medina: Y-you agree? Wow…

Vegeta: That’s part of the reason I came here to talk to you. You know what my son is capable of. Of what greatness he could bring to the Saiyan race…

Medina: Just like his future self…

Vegeta: Yes. Exactly.

Medina: So what exactly do I have to do with this?

Vegeta: I believe you are the only one that could get him to achieve such greatness.

Medina: Me? Why me??

Vegeta: It is simple. You intimidate him.

Medina: Heh heh heh… *tents her fingers* is that so?

Vegeta: *raises his eyebrow* It is.

Medina: Hmm…this intrigues me. What would I have to do?

Vegeta: Whatever you have to. I’m getting sick of trying to discipline the brat, and I see that you don’t have a problem in controlling ones much stronger than you…even though it is completely absurd considering you. A teenage girl with no special physical strength-

Medina: Ah but my dear Veggie chan, that is where you’re wrong. It isn’t about the strength of your body…it’s the strength of the mind. *taps her head* It isn’t always brawn that rules over all…

Vegeta: *cringes at the nickname* Yes…you are correct…but ones gifted with both incessant strength and a sharp mind rule over all. *smirks to himself*

Medina: *nods* except in your case though. *laughs* You have a rather dense individual who towers above you in rank…*chuckles* and in height.

Vegeta: *grumbles* I didn’t come hear to be made fun of by you, woman!

Medina: *chuckles* sorry…

Vegeta: Enough distractions! I came here to ask you one specific thing and it’s already 4 pages into this because of your incessant rambling!

Medina: *chuckles* Sorry Veggie. I just can’t help myself.

Vegeta: Well you better woman! I’m getting sick of this!

Medina: Okay. No more rambling. Got it.

Vegeta: Good. Now…about Trunks

Medina: *jumps up* Trunks?! Where?! WHERE??!! *starts looking around*

Vegeta: *sweatdrops*

Medina: *grabs Vegeta by his armor* Where is he?! *lets go of him* What am I doing? I can’t let him see me like this! I’ve gotta calm down! Calm down Medina. Calm down. *regulates her breathing*

Vegeta: *blinks*…*smacks his head in frustration* Son of a…*jumps up and glares at Medina* GOD DAMN IT!! YOU’RE DOING IT AGAIN!!

Medina: *Blinks and looks at Vegeta* *chuckles as she yet again puts her hand behind her head Goku style* Oh, I am too! Hehehe. Sorry about that.

Vegeta: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND YOUR SORRYS WOMAN!! BLAST YOU AND BLAST THIS INTERVIEW!!! *Outstretches his palm threateningly*

Medina: Y-you wouldn’t!

Vegeta: Oh, you’ll be surprised! *A flicker of energy forms in his palm*

Medina: Y-you don’t want to do that! I’ll…I’ll…TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE…the…the thing! Uh yeah! *smirks nervously*

Vegeta: *Lowers his arm and gazes at Medina horrified* You wouldn’t!

Medina: Uh…heh…um…oh yeah! You would be surprised! *Smirks more convincingly*

Vegeta: *raises his arm again threateningly once more* I don’t buy it human! You’re bluffing!

Medina: Oh…you’d think so, wouldn’t you…*tents her fingers evilly, and grins, showing her sharp canines*

Vegeta: *eyes widen and lowers his arm again* Y-your teeth!

Medina: *blinks* What?! What about them! *gasp* Is there something stuck in them? *Rummages around for a mirror*

Vegeta: *growls* No!

Medina: Then what?! *lip quivers as Vegeta strides up to her and cups her chin in one hand, and her nose in the other and forces her mouth open* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Vegeta: Be quiet! *examines her mouth*

Medina: Et ne go!!! *Tries to escape his grasp*

Vegeta: STOP YOUR FIDGETING!!!!!

Medina: *stops abruptly and sighs frustrated* *glares at Vegeta*

Vegeta: …remarkable…*releases her and sits back down*

Medina: *rubs her aching jaw and gives Vegeta a dirty look*

Vegeta: *smirks* What’s the matter human? Did that hurt? *chuckles*

Medina: *glares at Vegeta* YES YOU FREAK!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!

Vegeta: *Motions for her to look* *He raises his lip slightly exposing his teeth* Look here, woman! *He points to his sharp canines* you, little one, have the teeth of a Saiyan.

Medina: *opens her mouth slightly and touches one of her sharp teeth* Heh. Cool…

Vegeta: *raises an eyebrow* Does anyone else in your family possess that trait?

Medina: *Thinks* Not that I know of…no, I don’t think so…

Vegeta: *to himself* Interesting…

Medina: *Looks at her watch* Crap! We’ve been talking for ages! I’ve got to go feed my minions! *Picks up her things and rushes out the door* Thanks Vegetaaaaaaaa!

Vegeta: *Blinks*…*smacks his forehead* Son of a…she did it again!! I still didn’t get to finish what I came here to say! Grrrr!!!!! *punches a hole in the wall in frustration* DAMN YOU HUMAN!!!  

 

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