Interview 3: Get Baldy
Medina: Hello my loyal viewers, and welcome to the third installment of my Magnificent Interviews! Today we have a very special guest! One of my all time favourites, Krillin! *claps* How are you today Krillin?
Krillin: Great! Thank you so much Medina, for wanting to interview me!
Medina: Well thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come! *smiles*
Krillin: Pshh...busy?? Everybody nowadays only want to interview Vegeta and Goku...*rolls his eyes*
Medina: Yeah I know...I tried to get Goku to come today but there's like a long waiting list...*trails off nervously*
Krillin: *glares at Medina*
Medina: ...but uh...not as great as interviewing you! Uh heh. Oh I must say, I love your new hairstyle!
Krillin: *runs a hand through his hair and smiles sheepishly* Well I have been using a new-
Guard 1: *runs up to Medina* Master! We must inform you of...*looks at Krillin* *turns back to Medina and whispers* Uh...aren't you supposed to be interviewing someone? Tours are over...
Krillin: Hey buddy! I AM the person she's interviewing!
Guard 1: *looks puzzled* Who are you then?
Medina: *slaps a hand over the gaurd's mouth* That's Krillin you moron! *turns to Krillin* Uh heh...um he was just joking...uh...yeah...
Guard 1: *eyes widen and moves Medina's hand away* OH! BALDY! I didn't recognise you! Ahahaha!
Krillin: Uh...yeah...
Guard 1: Sorry man! I'm just used to calling you that, because, well all I'm really interested in is gawking over your wife. I mean, WHAT A FOX! Yeah, so that's probably why I didn't notice you've gotten a wig.
Medina: *smacks her forehead*
Krillin: *Grits his teeth* It's not a wig...
Guard 1: It isn't? Well congrats you've actually grown some hair! Too bad you haven't grown some balls yet...but don't worry, if that fine looking honey you have back home needs a real man, she can give me a call. Heh heh. Oh, no hard feelings eh buddy? *grins and nudges Krillin with his elbow*
Medina: Mother of god...*closes her eyes and buries her face in her hands*
Krillin: *sarcastically* Yeah. No hard feelings... *clenches his fist and looks over at Medina*
Medina: *nods*
Guard 1: *Punches Krillin playfully in the shoulder* Cool dude! Cause you know, I'd be doing you a favour. No added pressure on you anymore for your performance in the bedroom, eh?
Krillin: *grins evilly and punches the guard back sending him flying through the wall*
Medina: Uh...I mean, WOW Krillin! You've certainly become a LOT stronger!
Krillin: *Looks around before slipping Medina a $20 note* *whispers* Thanks.
Medina: *Whispers back* Hey, anytime you need to "enhance" your image, I'll be glad to help. *sneaks it in her pocket before leaning back and trying to look like nothing had happened* Okay...um...oh yeah! I'm so sorry about that PERFECTLY UNPLANNED interruption. *tries to keep herself from giggling*
Krillin: *Also trying not to giggle* Yeah...I uh...had NO IDEA...yeah, NO IDEA that was going to happen...
*A girl walks into the room through the hole in the wall, stepping over the unconscious guard*
Thelma: You SO don't think anyone's going to believe that are you? *Rolls her eyes*
*Medina and Krillin both spin around*
Krillin: Medina...I don't think beating up a girl will give me a better image...
Medina: Believe me, I don't know who the heck she is, but I'm not behind this one...
Thelma: My name is Thelma, and I've come here to demand you free GT Trunks!
Medina: *smacks her forehead* Oh no...not another "Free GT Trunks" Committee member...
Krillin: Free...GT Trunks? *Looks confused* Why are they coming to you?
Thelma: Didn't SHE tell you? *points an accusing finger at Medina*
Krillin: What? Tell me what??
Thelma: *To Medina* TELL HIM OR I WILL!
Medina: *sighs* Okay, fine...Krillin...I must tell you something... *under her breath* even though I am being forced to do so and don't want to talk about it... <ahem> Krillin...I...*trails off*
Thelma: *Glares at Medina*
Medina: Krillin...I...I am a fish.
Thelma: *Falls down anime style*
Krillin: *Eyes wide with shock* W-what?
Medina: ...you may not think so with the hair, the clothes and all, but yes...I am a fish.
Krillin: *Blinks*
Medina: ...what kind of fish? I do not know...maybe a flounder...maybe a cod...
Thelma: *Is glaring at Medina*
Medina: ...maybe a whiting fillet...
Thelma: Grr...that's it! I'm going to go and free GT once and for all! And you're not going to stop me! *Thelma turns in preparation to go find GT*
Medina: Wait just a second...I want to ask you something first.
Thelma: *Turns back around slowly* *She raises an eyebrow* ...Yes?
Medina: Just...what are you going to do with him after you free him from me? *Medina gave her a serious, curious look*
Thelma: Well if you must know, I'm going to take him with me. Save him from the torture you put him through!
Medina: *Chuckles* What if he doesn't want to come with you?
Thelma: Of course he would want to come with me! After all we ARE meant for each other!
Medina: *Gives a fake look of interest before turning quickly to Krillin* *whispers* Care to repay a favour? *giving a indicating nod towards Thelma*
Krillin: *Looks at Medina questionably* ...but she-
Medina: DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU THE SAME FATE A GT TRUNKS?!
Krillin: *Cowers in his seat, his hands held up in front of his face defensively* N-no!
Medina: THEN GET TO IT!
Thelma: *Walks in smirking* Excuse me...
Medina: NOW WHA- *eyes suddenly widen when she sees Thelma with a reluctant GT standing next to her, them handcuffed together* ...*blinks at the handcuffs*...hmm...kinky...*quickly shakes her head and looks back at them with an angered look*
Thelma: *Grinning* While you two were so busy...discussing...I managed to find where you hid...*turns to GT with a dreamy gaze* ...Trunks.
GT Trunks: *Blinks down at her and takes a step away, not being able to go very far because of the handcuffs*
Medina: CURSES!! How did you free him from the cardboard box?!
Thelma: *Blinks* ...Erm...it was a cardboard box...
Medina: Yes I know that! But how- *smacks her forehead* Of course! It's a freaking cardboard box! Who COULDN'T get out of one?!
Krillin: *Blinks*...card...board...box?
*All eyes slowly turn to GT*
GT Trunks: Uh...*frowns*...IT HAD A RUBBER BAND ON IT OKAY?!
*All eyes still on GT*
GT Trunks: *finger twitches in humiliation* HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO GET OUT OF ONE WITH A RUBBER BAND BEFORE?! WAS THAT A NO?! WELL! CASE CLOSED!! *folds his arms sulkily bringing Thelma's hand up because of the handcuffs*
**To Be Continued**
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