Are you STILL going!!
*Massive
sweat drop* “Okaaaaaaaay…I’m gonna get going now…”
Wha?! But…but you CAN’T go!!
…Before
you do us a favor *sly grin*
“Uh…what’s
the favor?”
You just HAVE to introduce us to Jeff Hardy!!
<ahem>
wrong fantasy Medina! What we meant to say was Future Trunks!
“Uh…I’m
not quite sure if I can…you see I only met him as a baby. Oh and another
thing…Jeff Hardy?? Are you serious?!”
Yeah! What’s wrong with him?! He’s hot!!
*Trunks
sniggers* “Okay, whatever you say Medina…whatever you say. Besides…isn’t
he a little old for you?”
*pouts*
only 11 years older…
Are you making fun of Jeff Hardy?! Coz if you are…*shakes her fist*
“Hey,
calm down! I meant no offence.” *under his breath* “…to anybody but
you.”
*Gives
Trunks a dirty look* I heard that!
“Heard
what?” *smiles innocently*
Cough::bastard::Cough
“WHAT
DID YOU CALL ME?!”
Well
technically we’re right…you were born out of wedlock…
But you wouldn’t be if Vegeta kept it in his pants…
“Okay!
Okay! End of topic! The last thing I want to picture is…what’s in my
father’s pants.” *blushes*
Ooo!
You’re blushing! But I agree…I would not like to picture what Veggie-chan is
hiding in his spandex.
Gummy bears!!
Uh…no
Medina.
I know! I know! Its rice
bubbles right?
“Uh…yeah…that’s
right.” *sarcastically*
*Completely misses the sarcasm* Oh cool! I was right!
*Sweat
drops* “Tell me, why is it that people like the Trunks from the future
compared to me? I mean, we’re the same person!!”
Not
necessarily. He’s sweet, sensitive, shy, innocent, pure…*Evil Grin* just
waiting to be corrupted by my dirty mind…mwahaha! He has a lighter purple
hair…and I wish it was your colour but what’cha gonna do? Hmm…what hair
dye do you use?
“What?!
I don’t colour my hair!!”
Suuuuure
you don’t, sure…Oh! He also has great fashion sense…unlike you. I mean,
what’s with the scarf?
“Wha?
What’s WRONG with the scarf? It happens to be very fashionable!”
*sniggers*
Yeah…whatever you say Trunks.
“What??
What’s wrong with it??”
*sniggering*
Oh, nothing…
Oh
and that jacket!
“What?!
What’s wrong with the jacket?”
Trunks…have
you seen yourself in a mirror??
“Of
course I have!”
Then
how the heck do you dress yourself THAT bad?!
LMAO!!
Wait, you DO dress yourself right? Or does mummy still dress you? I saw what she
dressed Gohan in! That Saiyaman costume can give you nightmares!
*Both
shudder* I remember THOSE nightmares…
Oh
and another thing…I never thought I would be saying this, but…keep the shirt
on! Little girls named after kitchenware could get the wrong idea!
“Wha?!
You’ve seen me with my shirt off?!”
Heh
heh heh…we sure have!
“But
where? When??”
Have
you heard the term ‘stalker’?
“Wha?!
You stalk me?!”
Psshh.
Don’t flatter yourself. Of course not!
We
just search the net for pics that your stalkers have taken of you!
Amazing…YOU
have stalkers. Psshh.
“Oh
so you don’t stalk me.”
Well
we DO sorta…
“Oh?”
Hehe
Future Trunks is such a stud.
“Yeah,
yeah…you stalk future Trunks, I get it!”
I
WISH! We were talking about your father!
Hehe…Veggie-chan
likes to plant flowers.
“Wha?!”
CLAMP
IT MEDINA! WE AREN’T SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT IT!
Oops…sorry…I
forgot.
*Sigh*
well it’s a little late now don’t you think?
Yeah…sorry
‘bout that.
“Well
if you stalk my father then why did you say yeah sorta when I asked you if you
stalked me?”
Oh,
well since we stalk your father, it’s only natural we cross paths with you. I
mean you ARE his son aren’t you?
Ooo
I dunno…Bulma and Goku ARE quite close…
Yeah
and maybe that’s why your much more of a sissy compared to our ultimate purple
haired hunkster…coz Goku’s your father! Lol!
*gasp*
Why didn’t you tell us?!
“That’s
because he isn’t my father! Vegeta is!”
Yeah
it sort of figures since you acted so much like him when you were younger…yes
the jerk persona is definitely something inherited by Vegeta…
“…But
why do you stalk HIM then?! I mean, what’s in it for you when you’re
obviously WAY more interested in me?”
And
by you, you mean future Trunks.
*rolls
eyes* “Yeah, I suppose so…but why Vegeta then?”
Oooo…you
obviously don’t know what your father does when he THINKS no ones
around…*evil grin*
Vegeta
has quite a few dirty secrets that you aren’t aware of…Mwahaha! It’s quite
fun watching him sneak in to Bura’s room to play with her Barbie dolls…
“What?!
Are you sure that was my father you saw??”
Why
do you ask that, Trunks? Wait! Are you saying it could have been someone ELSE
sneaking in to Bura’s room for purposes only we have witnessed?
Like
someone with a bowel hair cut and daggy clothes? Oooo maybe!
I
wonder who fits that description…Trunks.
“Don’t
be absurd Medina! I don’t play with dolls!”
Are
you sure? C’mon Trunks! I saw you looking at my Barbie collection!
“I’m
sure Medina! Stop it with your mind games!”
Do
you want me to stop because I might be uncovering a dirty secret of yours?
“YES!
Uh I mean no!”
Ah-ha!
You play with Barbies!
*Trunks’
lip quivers*
Oh
don’t worry Trunks! I don’t blame you. Heck! I play with ‘em too!
Yeah!
Maybe we can play together!
Yeah!
Won’t that be fun??
“Medina,
I do NOT play with dolls! I was just surprised that my father…likes to play
with dolls.”
Oh…